Ode to the Wal-Mart Folk

A quick trip to wal- mart, off I went...
only a few things to get, yet so much spent!

The express lane offers speed,
but the lady behind me smells like she peed
along with the cigarette smoke
She's crowding my space, and looks like carney folk
Homey in front must have missed the 8 items only sign-
Somehow I always pick the wrong line.

Most of my time out at the store is spent at the check out-
I have to take a deep breath or I'm just about
to shove those extra 500 things down homeslice's throat.

Angry, you ask?
No, its not entirely a wash:
For now I can bask in the clerk's femullet- oh my gosh!

minutia

I've decided I'm not a good writer. In fact, when I re-read my posts before I publish them, I shudder. It's like nails on a chalkboard, but honestly, I really do the best I can. Sniff. So, it is for this reason that I cannot post very often. I also attribute my sporadic posts to being completely overwhelmed with the minutia of my life that I become brain dead thinking of what to write! If only I could be so clever as some of the other bloggers out there. Alas, it's just me, trying to keep everyone apprised of what we are up to, so suffer through it along with me.

AT ANY RATE- here's some cute things that happened this week:

One night, after putting Max to bed, Dustin heard a loud crash followed by sobbing. He went in to Max's room to find the little guy on the floor with the dresser on top of him. While trying to help him up, Max went through a very long story- accompanied with finger movements- to illustrate just what had happened. It came out like this through the sobs: "needed my water on top of the dresser...pulled out my drawers...climbed up drawers...dresser fell on me" He wasn't hurt so it was really easy to laugh at! I can just picture him climbing the drawers and the look on hius face when he realized the dresser was falling backwards. Oh man, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

Max got some dr. Seuss books this week, so Dustin offered to read bed time stories while I tried to settle Sammy. Once I was done with Sam, I brought him in to lay with Max for their bed time story. He promptly fell asleep beside Max, and Max just let him snuggle against his cheek. It was the sweetest thing I have ever seen. I love that the boys love each other!

Sorry, that is all I have time for. Sammy is crying his face off, because he is still trying to get better from that surgery. Poor little guy. Besides, Max needs his daily ration of cop-corn.

Wake me up when September ends....

September. It means Summer's over. It means back to school. It means mourning over wasted summer opportunities. For me, it means we have just over a month until the snow comes so we better hurry up and cram in as much outside time as we can. (It also means I get to start packing Dustin's lunch with awesome little love notes.) So, here is what we've done and what is coming up.

We made an outing to Fort Edmonton Park- totally worth it because we get in free with our poor people pass- Max dug the train and that is about all the pictures we got because the camera ran out of batteries. Good thinking, Linds! Anyway, it was a great day and best of all, it tired Max out so much there was no complaining at bedtime. However, he wouldn't stop talking about the train for like 3 days. He was so excited because we rode the train around the park until it closed and the trains were going home to bed. Sam managed to stay awake the WHOLE day and was delirious by the end, he couldn't stop laughing at everything. It's pretty fun to see them grow and learn.

Dustin went back to school today. He said it is so glamorous to be back. Jokes, he really said it sucked eggs to go back, but one year closer to the end of school!!! Sam must have known we had to get up early today because he didn't sleep one bit. He must have also known he's going in for his surgery tomorrow- he must be so nervous! I know I am. I keep trying to tell myself it is all worth it, but I hate that he has to have anesthetic. He's just so small!

We're going to look at a house we would like to buy. http://www.edmontonbungalow.com/. Check it out and take the virtual tour, let me know what you think. I like it, however, try not to let the blue countertops get to you. Think: Investment Opportunity!

I'm also thinking about Halloween costumes for the kids. I'm torn between the Mario Brothers, Spongebob and Patrick, Thing 1 and Thing 2 and any other cheesy duo you can think of. If you have any clever ideas that don't involve a sewing machine, let me know.

We went to the Zoo to ride the train?

We're bored. Day in and day out- we're always trying to find things to do. So yesterday we made a plan: go to the Zoo here in Edmonton for the day. We weren't expecting much for animals, but I remembered seeing a featurette on the news about the new little train there. Right through the admission gate, Max started crying because of the huge Humpty Dumpty. Poor kid, I don't blame him. He had a HUGE bright red mouth, and freaky arms with gigantic hands and a busted off leg. It really was a little scary. So we hurried on to find the train and there is was right in the middle of the Zoo! Max could hardly wait to get on. It does a little loopy around the Zoo and the driver toots the horn and rings the bell. He loved it so much.

The rest of the time, he was telling us to "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN!" No matter what awesome animal- and they did have some notable ones there- he was always checking over his shoulder waiting for the train.

We ate our lunch by a stinky east indian cow paddock and made our way out. We found an awesome little area for kids. There was a mini merry go round and a little train eating area- too bad we didn't know that an hour earlier! Our crackers and cheese might have tasted better sans poop.

All in all we had a super awesome day and Max enjoyed himself. Sam did too, because he could really care less where we are as long as he has his food source. He also thoroughly enjoys Max so that makes it a lot easier!

Here's to today and making another plan!

Inadequate Blogger....

So, I've had an abnormal amount of time lately because Dustin has been home to help- ok do everything with the kids- I've been totally fine in delegating this stuff to him before he goes back to school. Why aren't we out playing around in the city, enjoying the last rays of Sunshine? Because it is like winter here. It is seriously so cold, we had to turn the heater on today...It's AUGUST!!!! Whenever we take Max outside he gets all rigid and says "It's too cold, Mom". So we bake cookies- or pretend to. Back to my original train of thought: I have all this time to catch up on reading everyone else's blogs. My favorite is my sister's blog- I think she is so funny because she talks about how domestically challenged she is. She claims to be unable to cook or clean or function with 3 kids around. Her blog also makes me feel pretty lame about my blogging- she is so good at keeping up to date with everything. I can't help but feel like I may be an inadequate blogger? I'll keep trying to keep up with her - because it seems that's what I'm always doing, but I won't make any promises to be as creative as her . However, Chelle, it's ON for the fastest ironer....

Ch-Ch-Changes

So, going along with my latest ambition to begin this "blogging", I've decided to get rid of my hair. Well, maybe not get rid of it entirely, but mostly. I've already had it cut but I have yet to take a decent picture - as you can tell by my before shots, I'm not the most photogenic person in the world. At the very least I hope you have a good laugh at my stupid expression.
ps- how big is sam getting?!?! SHEESH! He's looking more and more like Dust everyday

catching up

Ok, so there have been a few things happening that I haven't had time to fill everyone in on. You'll have to chalk it up to me being swamped with kids and other stuff. Prepare to be amazed at our family's happenings....



First, most of my sibs made it home for our Wilde reunion. It was pretty awesome to see everyone. I can't believe how much Jason and Wendi's kids have grown up- its ridiculous. Anyway, we all got together the Friday before and went up to Waterton. It was one of the most beautiful days I have ever experienced there- NO WIND! We ran into Linda and the girls with their kids at the picnic site. It was really fun to see everyone together, like when we were growing up. When we got home that night, we all surprised mom and dad with a 40th wedding anniversary celebration. It was great because they didn't suspect.



On Saturday morning, we hit up the Magrath parade where mom and dad had come an hour early to save our seats. All the cousins lined up and caught way too much candy. I still have Max's candy for a reward for using the potty! It was a lot of fun though. After the parade we all met at gram's for the reunion. It was nice to see everyone with their little families. The kids all loved the Astro jump too. Good thinkin mom and dad. Then, like all good things, it had to end. Everyone went home the next day and we were left to help clean up the mess! jokes, it wasn't that bad...



Fast forward a week: Brandon and Shani had Grant blessed so Dustin and I drove down. Dustin picked up his parents from Education Week BYU-I and went on to Texas to hang out with his little brother Spencer. Grant's blessing was great and Max loved playing with Linc. Sam looked like a giant next to the new little guy. I can't believe how much he has grown! Anyway, it was a quick trip and I came home with mom and dad in the back of the Envoy. I don't think I will ever be doing THAT again. Someone should remind me that I'm not super lady and that I will have a hard time with 2 little kids if its 24/7. I'm actually probably being a little overdramatic, but still, it was harder than I had thought.



So here I am, hanging out at my parents' house waiting for Dustin to get back from Texas. It seems we might be moving soon, or be out of a house- so let's hope it isn't the latter. We'll fill everyone in our new address and look forward to hearing from you all. I'll see if I can make my pea brain work to upload pic to this thing. Peace out.